The Palisades WBL recently received the following press release from the PR people working for Mr. Danner:
“There have been numerous rumors circulating recently regarding the return of Palisades WBL Legend Pete Montanez. The most recent of these placed Mr. Montanez in a Core with our client. We would like to publicly state that this is completely and totally false. While there was some passing interest early in the offseason, Mr. Danner’s agent doesn’t even speak spanish, so talks were never able to begin. There were also concerns over Mr. Montanez’s inability to provide a valid Birth Certificate, after serious doubts arose to his claim that he is only “18″ years old. This was further verified by resident league expert Joey Maniscalco, who said ‘There’s no way that guy is 18. Trust me, I know an 18 year old when I see one, and there’s no way hes only 4 years older than my girlfriend’. While we cannot speak to Mr. Montanez’s future status within the Wiffleball community, we felt it necessary to set the record straight for the fans and owners in the league. That said however, the joint venture of Mr. Danner and Mr. Montanez’s YARPI (or Yoga And Rape Prevention Institute) has been wildly successful, and they are currently seeking investors for anyone interested. Please contact the league for more details.”
